What kind of a douchbag knows that there are terrorists slaughtering innocents INCLUDING children and can’t come up with a 5 second plan to deal with it? What in the actual fuck is wrong with Obama?

I think the real question is: would the Secret Service let you run?

Asker's Portrait Asked by nathanielbuildsatesseract

runningrepublican:

They’d better be able to keep up! It’s gonna be really awkward on Sunday long runs when the agents protecting me are getting dropped at mile 7 and we still have 8 more miles to go.

The only thing that would make me a bad president is misuse of taxpayer funds on running shoes. 

I think I can overlook shoes after 8 years of Obama ok. But after a million bucks I’m walking through your front door and slapping you upside the head.